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1. Mo on May 23rd, 2010 at 12:54 am:

   I am sure John Edwards and Tiger Woods are agreeing with you about now

2. rsc3033 on May 23rd, 2010 at 1:10 am:

   I have never known a woman to keep their mouths shut!

3. Yellow Go Lightly on May 23rd, 2010 at 1:29 am:

   No, but I remember the good old days when people knew how to spell “knew”.

4. TarKettle on May 23rd, 2010 at 2:12 am:

   Nowadays you have to mistrust the mistress.

5. Petunia on May 23rd, 2010 at 2:18 am:

   Please, do tell about these “good old days” and what it means for a mistress to know her place…?

6. Beardog on May 23rd, 2010 at 3:12 am:

   No, I don’t. It’s never been wise to keep a mistress, especially for a guy in the public eye.

7. Joe on May 23rd, 2010 at 4:05 am:

   Does anyone remember the good old days when a gigolo knew his place and kept his mouth shut?

   What has happened to American men and having some class?

   Erectile dysfunction of the brain? Some of us men sure have a problem about what head to think with.

   Thanks be that most men don’t have these problems.

8. Greg H on May 23rd, 2010 at 4:54 am:

   Does anyone remember the good old days when people “knew” how to spell simple words like “knew”?

9. Hereese on May 23rd, 2010 at 5:08 am:

   What happened to Americans and knowing how to spell correctly? You want “knew” not “new” Anyway, what happened to men being able to keep their pants zipped?

10. Lawgirl on May 23rd, 2010 at 5:30 am:

    A mistress never has class. Is she did, she wouldn’t be a mistress. The men who have mistresses are even worse. If you want more than one woman, don’t get married. It isn’t a difficult concept.

11. malcolm tucker on May 23rd, 2010 at 6:27 am:

    yep, it was around the same time as when people knew the difference between “new” and “knew”.

12. erin on May 23rd, 2010 at 6:32 am:

    And since when can women move from the kitchen? God damn America, give a woman a little bit of freedom, and they’ll start to think they’re actually humans with rights!

13. Dharma on May 23rd, 2010 at 7:03 am:

    sadly, our society will look at this as some sort of reflection on Sandra Bullock, instead of her lying cheating dog husband Jesse James, that punk.