Question by M R: my boyfriend just left for the maritime and i have some queries?
this prior sunday my boyfriend left for maritime basic. 1. although hes at fundamental am i aloud to deliver him modest(wallet dimension) images like the 1 he took with him? two. How long ought to i count on it to get until i get my initial letter from him?
also any other info that i should know would be appreciated thanks:)
also any other info that i should know would be appreciated many thanks:)

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Solution by sweet daisy
Yes and about a month

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So my question isn’t how I get my girlfriend back, my question is how do I get revenge? (I am willing to commit genocide).

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Answer by minami
this sounds corny i know but just be happy and get another gf if theres a girl you like and thats the best revenge when she sees that she’ll feel bad trust me

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He failed to tell them things like he abandoned me outside the clinic after the termination (90 miles from home) to make my own way back and other quite horrific things that he did to me. I do not have his prestige or reputation and tried so hard to tell people what had happened but they did not want to know or listen to me and that has been the hardest thing. i feel as if I have no voice as he has really manipulated the truth for his own ends.
Now months later, I have literally lost everything. I am £17k in debt as during the relationship he said he did not like parasticial women so I had to contribute to things well over my means. I brought in £15k whilst he had an income of £70k. I am no longer at the university and have lost my place there whilst he remains there and staff have rallied around him. He stated that I was unbalanced as “I did not deal with an abortion as other women would have done” – that is just get over it.
When I say that I have lost everything. This is the truth. I cannot transfer to another uni as my LEA will not fund another course. I do not have the £15000 for tuition fees to go elsewhere.
Other things have stemmed from the debt that have pretty much broken me.
What has upset me is that when this was going on, I never told anyone what had happened for fear of making my own situation worst with the university. i thought they’d consider me malicious so I never felt able to say, “Well this is what he did to me”, and, there were many things he did that were simply horrific. He also suffers from Aspergers syndrome so you may understand that at times he was terribly cruel to me like leaving me outside the clinic and driving off.
I have felt very depressed – even suicidal of late – I see no way out of all of this as everything that I had before I met this man has gone. even the acitivites I used to enjoy, I had to sell all of my equipment to try and pay off my arrears. I thought that by not berating him to the university it would count in my favour but all that has happened is that they have supported him. If anyone knew all the things that he had done they would be objectively shocked…
As I said, I cannot continue on my course as he is still there, the university have been hostile to me (an example of this is that in April of 2009 they held back my student loan for 3 weeks and I had only £3.24 to my name at the time). You may say complain to an independent adjudicator but you cannot do so until you complain to the university first and how can they sit in judgement of themselves? I cannot go to a soilicitor (tried that) these sorts of complaints are not legally aided and so would cost £200 an hour which I do not have. going to the doctor for ant-dperessants or counselling is futile as that will not chage the fact that my future, my hopes and dreams which pre-dated knowing this man .. have now gone…
My future is ruined and I have seen no way out. I sit at home contemplating suicide now on almost an hourly basis. I have thought of going to a newspaper to say what had happened but do not want the exposure really. I just do not know what to do….

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Answer by Palindromic
I don’t believe he was honest with you about anything. I don’t believe that he suffers from some mental illness except that he’s a sick, cruel, psycho. He used you. He’s controlling, manipulative, and I’d seriously like to get my hands on a guy like this. However, you need help. There is help available, you MUST find it. Does your country have women’s advocate groups or housing? If so, contact them with your story. It’s possible that you will not have listening ear, someone to comfort you. If this is the case, you must realize that the things he did, were because he was a bad man, and that you have an entire life to live. Don’t allow this grime to take away your life. Debt, material things, these things can be fixed, can be replaced over time. Your life can not. A man like this will most likely met an end that he didn’t expect. What karma does to him is no longer your concern. Please try your best to get help.

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Answer by Dan H
haha, sick mean people who love to sneak…

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Question by TROUBLE: How come some people say “once a cheater always a cheater”?
Thats like saying once a liar always a liar after only telling one lie OR once a speeder always a speeder after only getting one speeding ticket. and so on and so on

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Answer by Mistress Woo♥
They know from experience i’m guessing.

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Anyways, my landlord is always trying to give him notice but he is afraid my roommate might just say “i’m staying for 6 months with no rent” because I guess you can because that is the time it takes to evict someone. He’s even threatened to SUE my landlord. So he tried making him want to leave on his own but he wouldn’t. My landlords granddaughter got in a car wreak (Friday) and was put in intensive care in Boston. He is there now, she died Monday and he will be returning this Sunday or Monday. Before he left to Boston he found out about my car being messed with and he gave us both 30 day notices because he couldn’t deal with it( on friday). I was scared cause I am in the middle of the semester and I would hate to drop and have to move back home. Anyways he called me yesterday and offered me to stay but I have to fake a move out so my other roommate will go in peace and not be like “if shes not leaving neither am i” his wife is supposed to come back in exactly 3 weeks and she has a bit more common sense. my landlord agreed I put everything in his shed and im going to stay with my boyfriend for a week.

Basically i’m living with this child I pretty much HATE. He is rude, he calls me bad names and I always feel paranoid around him. How do I get by this? Obviously ignore but is there something I can do? Any other kind of advice? Thank you!

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Answer by xfire_2
You are in a bad situation and it sounds like you have done pretty much everything you can do. Personally I would have put more pressure on the landlord- if one of the tenants is harasssing others and perhaps violating lease agreements (noise, guests) then it’s his job to end this or terminate the lease as soon as possible.
Anyways, you mentioned staying with your boyfriend for a week- why not go there immediately and make it 5 weeks instead. (Obviously do not pay rent for a full month for your current place if the conditions prevent you from staying in that place).
Another source you could try is counseling at your college. Maybe they can get you some temporary accomodation near campus.

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Question by Noneya Jones: I’m very sad and depressed over because he wont talk to me..In need of some help please?
have a weird situation, and i need some help from people that are very familiar with relationships and such.Well I have a guy, we met at a company I used to work for a few years ago.Just to give you a little background about him,he has been a security guard for almost 12 years and a security guard supervisor for over 2 years.He has a certificate as a chef, but does it on the side, he also lives with his friend, where he roommates which so happens to be in the same building as his baby mother, he was married five years ago, but his wife left him, and he admitted to cheating on her, and he said she cheated on him.He has been accused of sexual harrassment with the company I used to work for.He has a 10 year old son, that he takes care of, etc

So about us, we were intimately involved and he raised some suspensions at the start when we first met.For instance, he stays in the same apartment building as his childs mother, and the apartment building directory has his name registered but I found out after we were intimate. Some of the weird things he would do is, for example,he would call up to my job in the middle of the night and hang up, or he would got through old co workers that know me and sort of question them about me.H also sent stuff to my apartment with his name on it. He also tracked me through my job, and hacked into my personal /work email.So anyhow we became involved and he broke it off with me November 2009 and I told him to never called me, the next day, this dude is prank calling my cell, I changed my number, he prank calls my job number and cell, starts sending me prank emails, so I sort of started to track the facebook requests by creating a fake profile and interacting with the “whomever” is behind the fake profiles to try and find out who is behind this, so come to find out its him.So on these fake profiles hes putting on the facebook pages that hes in love with me, and he cant stop thinking about me, but when I would call him I would get no answer,or he acts uninterested,

We recently got back together and he told me that “I cannot pop up over his house” otherwise he will get a restraining order, when we are intimate he never spends the night,when I call him during the day for the most part he doesnt answer, until he goes to work,the few times we went out, it was always after work, and when we are intimate, he never spends the night,he has to go, and he seems like he has to rush and leave, so a few days ago, I broke it off, I told her I was tired of hm only calling when hes at work, and how I didnt appreciate him flaking, so I told him to never contact me because he flaked out on me a few times, , and he starts to prank call my phone, and my new job number, hes creating fake facebook profiles, saying that “he s sorry” and he cant stop thinking about me” and I mean this guy is up at 2, 3 , 4 o clock all day long on facebook putting this stuff out here.. and I Tried texting him this afternoon, and I get no response What is wrong with this dude?

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Answer by kyriaki
dump him.he’s bad news

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I was performing a complete physical,
including the visual acuity test.
I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began,
”Cover your right eye with your hand.” 
He read the 20/20 line perfectly. Now your left.” 
Again, a flawless read. Now both,” I requested.
There was silence. He couldn’t even read the large E on the top line.
I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked;
he was standing there with both his eyes covered.
I was laughing too hard to finish the exam.


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During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with
his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was
having trouble with one of his medications. “Which one?” I asked.
”The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours
and now I’m running out of places to put it!” 
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn’t see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
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Blind Little Johnny

Little Johnny and his  friend Billy were on their very first train ride with Billy’s mother. A vendor came down the corridor selling a  candy bar that neither had ever seen before. Billy’s mom bought each one of them  a bar. 
Little Johnny eagerly tore open the wrapper  and bit a bit off into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the  train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across at Billy and said: “I wouldn’t  eat that if I were you.”
”Why not?” asked  Billy.
Little Johnny replied, “I took one bite and  went blind for half a minute.”


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Garden Of Eden
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain 
and Abel. As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of 
the boys asked, “Father, what’s that?”
Adam replied, “Boys, that’s where your mother ate us out of house and 
home.”

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Answer by Drake F
lol i loved the little johnney one! Thanks for the laugh i needed it

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Question by Leff_NutZ: I found some Blonde Jokes 4 All?
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her.

She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, now she’s angry!

She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head.

The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it!!”

“Shut up,” she says, “You’re next.”

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What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First

Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours, they saw a sign that said “Disneyland left.” So they turned around and went home.

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.

What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
Oh,look, Daddy….doughnut seeds!

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can’t blondes dial 911?
They can’t find the 11 on the phone.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she’s got a grenade in her mouth!

How can you tell if a blonde’s been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.

Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.

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A blonde and a brunnette were walking outside when the brunnette said,”Oh, look at the dead bird.” The blonde looked skyward and said, “Where? Where?”

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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Hear about the blonde who got an AM radio?
Took her a month to figure out she could play it at night.

What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey team?
They drowned during spring training.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
“Duh! Look! They spelled Macy’s wrong!”

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Tuesday.

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A Blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.”The brunette says, ”Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.”
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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examined her and said, ”You have acute appendicitis.”

The blond yelled at the doctor…
”I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!”

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.
The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.

So he told her all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

After 15 minutes of this, the blonde’s blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.

“I’m trying to pop out this dent, but it’s not really working.”

“Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!”

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Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent,” They throw the switch and nothing happens.

They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, “I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.” They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell you right now, you ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”

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Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman.”

She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.

The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.

“Well,” he snarled at the blonde, “what do you want?”

“I just want to know why you can’t ring the bell for yourself?”

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Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

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Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.

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A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says “Well ma’am, I can’t cut your hair with those head-phones on. You’re going to have to take them off.”

She shakes her head vigorously and replies “No, if I take them off, I will die.” He put his hands on his hips and ripped them off of her head. She fell to the floor and died. He was extremely surprised and picked up the head-phones.

All he heard was “Breathe in, breathe out, breath in…

Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.

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A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

“Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?”

“That’s easy,” he replied. “You ask them a simple question which everyone should be able to answer with no trouble. If they hesitate, that puts you on the right track.”

“What sort of question would you ask Doctor?”

“Well, you might ask them…”
“Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them.
Which one?”

The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh -
“You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you?”
“I must confess I don’t know much about history.”

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A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is on
fire.” The dispatcher says, “Well, can you tell me how we get there?”

“Duhhhh, in the big red trucks, of course!”

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Answer by drama*queen*love
i didnt read them all but they’re funny

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Question by Pokeelyy: My best friend was almost raped yesterday.. I need some help talking to her?
Ok, my bestfriend came to school today and she was like, “I need to tell you something” and she pulled me over to somewhere no one was. She told me that her friend, and he was my friend too, had asked her to got to the mall yesterday and she said sure so they went to the mall. She is a freshman in high school and he’s a junior. After the mall they drove to this random park and they got out of the car and he led her to this heavily wooded area and he gave her a simple hug. She hugged back (they’re always hugging so this was nothing different). Then he said, “You look down to much.” to her and she looked up to respond. He then started to make out with her and she told me it was totally unexpected. And the terrible thing was he has a girlfriend… Then out of no where he pulled out his penis and my friend said she was panicking inside because she wanted to run but she said she couldn’t because he had her pinned against him. He took her hand and made her give him a handjob. He asked if she’d give him a blowjob but she said no. Then when he was done they sat down together like nothing had happened and talked. He said before they left, “We’re still friends, right?” and stupid as she is she said yes. Where they went next is terrible. They went to the movies with his girlfriend. And I can’t fucking get it through her mind not to hang out with him anymore (she still want’s to be his friend!).

He has done this to two of my friends. One of my friends in the same place, and the other at his house….

Should I tell someone, like authorities? i don’t know what to do…

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Answer by CesarR
You need to tell the authorities. That is rape. Your friend needs to get her head straight. Persuade her, and pursue it, because if you don’t, chances are it will happen again. And this time, he’ll probably go through with it.

This is urgent. Do something. Now.

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