My youngest refuses to mow the lawn.
My 3 year old daughter won’t get off the phone. (she’s a day trader)
My 18 year old son refuses to eat his Gerber mixed carrots baby food.
What do I do?
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easy….sleeping pills.. hahaha
pull the plug on the phone
You jus need to find a way to be patient and understanding with them. Lemme know that you love them more than anything, be loving and caring, take a few long deep breaths and what works for me is that you get down to their level but still dont lose out on yourself, relate to them in some way. You can do it!!!!! I dont have any kids of my own yet but I do have 2 nephews and my third one on the way so yeah I do have experience. Good Luck and Dont Lose The Faith
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Your youngest is probably too young to mow the lawn with the lawn mower. Give him/her some Scissors. Your 3 year old needs to give you some stock tips. Tell your 18 year old that vegetables are important, and try the airplane into the hangar thing.
LOL! The best thing to do is schedule a playdate the next time wife leaves you alone…that way they will have something else to occupy their time instead of trying to drive you crazy…or you could always have your 18 year old babysit!
My gosh you are definetly going in Mr. Mom syndrome in a big way! This is really cute and I need ed it to get the bad taste out of my mouth from another question I just ripped into someone answering it! I wish you a lot of luck and I am glad to see you are definetly from a happy home because your sense of humor is quite refreshing to read. Enjoy your youngun’s and they will enjoy the rest of their lives.
why would and 18 yearold still be eating gerber foods?
i see maybe why she left you!!!
put your foot down and be a man
OK! You really do need help! You’ve got it all backwards! AHHHHHHH!!! Don’t worry about the lawn;it’s Sunday,a day of rest!
Unplug the phone
And have you ever tried those carrots? YUCKY!!! Big time! Everyone likes dessert better!
Then call a family meeting and head for the beach or the trails or something fun! Depends on where you’re from. But most of all,enjoy your kids!
Good luck! Zoya.
it sounds like your already crazy. hope your wife comes home soon.
Tell the youngest that you will mow the lawn if he babysits, and if he lets that rowdy 18yo get mushed carrots all over the house, he will be traded next!
I believe the 18 year old should mow the lawn, and the youngest should eat the gerber, Leave the three year old alone but don’t give her any money (at least you know where she is).
Have them each wash down a Benadryl with a shot of bourbon. In a half hour or so, they’ll be asleep, giving you a well-deserved chance to kick back and watch some sports on the telly.
Put your foot down!
The youngest has to learn responsibility and now is as good a time as any.
What is your 3 year old buying? I need ideas for my end of the month purchases. Please send me a note privately letting me know.
The trick with getting them to eat is keep them entertained. Try the ‘ol stand-bye of “Here comes the choo choo” and when your sons laughs, cram it in.
wake up, it was just a bad dream. remember you are a day trader, you forgot to mow the lawn, ate too much baby food last night and you don’t have a wife, but a husband!!