Question by smile♥: Thanksgiving joke!!!?
It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
“Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
“Okay,” says the butcher. “Let me see what I have left.” He goes into the freezer and discovers that there’s only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
“That’s one is too skinny. What else you got?” says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
“Oh, no,” says the man, “That one doesn’t look any better. You better give me both of them!”
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Answer by BENDER IS THE BOMB!!! (Fav show)
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dang lol
excellent, thumbs up.
excellent!, did you make yourself?
lol. good joke. have a happy thanksgiving
happy thanks giving… btw, i didnt get the joke!
LOL
That’s really funny! I like it.
LOL:)
haha
lol happy thanksgiving
is the man a blonde?
Sorry i didnt get the joke!
So what? He didnt know that it was the same turkey, what’s the big deal? How the hell would he know?
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HaHaHaHa!
And now what does the butcher have to say?