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1. ~iHeart~ on May 23rd, 2010 at 12:37 am:

   Do it if you want action later tonight.

2. robsy on May 23rd, 2010 at 1:09 am:

   just do the chores and put your hand down your undies after

3. xx Sweetie xx on May 23rd, 2010 at 1:19 am:

   maybe do the list then she can sit on the sofa with her hands down ya undies x

4. (artist formerly known as) pinky on May 23rd, 2010 at 2:19 am:

   TV is better than chores.

5. WiseGal on May 23rd, 2010 at 2:30 am:

   yep take trash out and hop onto couch

6. Beautifully Broken on May 23rd, 2010 at 2:44 am:

   well if she does everything else around the house it might be nice of you to do what little she asked you to do .. hey if you do it this time maybe she will leave you alone for awhile

7. BlondieW on May 23rd, 2010 at 3:30 am:

   u should do it if u wanna get any when she gets home

8. trixies_mama on May 23rd, 2010 at 3:35 am:

   Do the second, but take a picture and post it on the internet for us

9. sumoxil on May 23rd, 2010 at 4:33 am:

   can i come over? lol i’ll bring the french fries and burgers.

10. mad mike on May 23rd, 2010 at 4:50 am:

    How about you combine all three and hang the garbage from the railing and throw out the medicine cabinet.

11. KBKJTP on May 23rd, 2010 at 5:30 am:

    I’d say do them if you get in good then you get treats

12. Wanton Klitten on May 23rd, 2010 at 6:07 am:

    Do what she asked you to do…you may get rewarded….

13. syznotch on May 23rd, 2010 at 6:13 am:

    u get more booty when you do chores….

14. Kayla on May 23rd, 2010 at 6:15 am:

    do the list and than sit on the sofa

15. Mrs. T on May 23rd, 2010 at 6:54 am:

    At least do ONE of the first 2. It will make your evening nicer, and she may even think of a way to “thank” you.

16. .:♥T0otz♥:. L0ves Penguins on May 23rd, 2010 at 7:52 am:

    lol!!
    just do them then you dont have to hear her complain
    men do like it
    so do it

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17. Ollie Tabooger on May 23rd, 2010 at 8:24 am:

    Don’t forget to pick your nose. There must be time alloted for a good nose pickin’.

18. The Great Gazoo on May 23rd, 2010 at 8:44 am:

    Toss out the garbage then grab a beer and lay on the couch with one hand in your undies and the other alternating between remote and beer

19. 'ol wise oracle on May 23rd, 2010 at 9:04 am:

    Why dont you do your chores with your hands in your undies, kill two birds with one stone so to speak.

20. Saphire on May 23rd, 2010 at 9:42 am:

    I’m sure you will do it nomatter what we say! You know better dont you? She must have you trained! Good Boy!

21. adanegra on May 23rd, 2010 at 9:46 am:

    definately do it. it shouldn’t take you more than an hour, two tops. i mean, unless you want to risk arguing with your wife.

22. d's a cookin on May 23rd, 2010 at 9:47 am:

    u should do the chores, or your hand might be in your undies more that u want them to be.

23. Lauralee on May 23rd, 2010 at 9:48 am:

    why would you ask that?

24. clevergirl on May 23rd, 2010 at 10:07 am:

    Ah, but your wife expects you to sit at home doing nothing, I’ll bet she has a speech lined up already! If you do it all, you can sit down later and be all smug when she gets home – she’ll be speechless and I can guess you’ll be justly rewarded for your efforts.

25. The Oracle on May 23rd, 2010 at 10:31 am:

    lay on the couch with one hand in my undies watching TV! give em’ a good scratching while you’re down there too!

26. M J on May 23rd, 2010 at 10:34 am:

    it depends..is this just your day off or do you have a job. if you dont have a job then either get one or do your chores like a good house husband. if this is just your day off i say lay around for most of the day until an hour before your wife getes home. then jump up and try to get as much done as possible. when she comes home she’ll see you up and working and probably be happy with that

27. Freaky on May 23rd, 2010 at 11:05 am:

    Does she think you’re Superman!?!

28. ompelle on May 23rd, 2010 at 11:28 am:

    1. Don’t fix the railing
    2. Tell her you fixed the railing
    3. Set up video camera
    4. Post on Youtube
    5. Profit!

29. Watermelon Azz is Sore on May 23rd, 2010 at 12:23 pm:

    Yer wearing “undies”???

    I want pictures.

    At least take out the garbage so the house won’t smell of baking diapers.

30. Fafnir on May 23rd, 2010 at 12:24 pm:

    For the right price I could:

    Hang medicine cabinet (easy stuff)
    fix the railing : price depending on how damaged.
    Throw out the garbage: If you really can’t
    Keep the wife occupied : free of charge.
    You might have many days of freedom…

31. jafunmi82 on May 23rd, 2010 at 1:19 pm:

    I keep thinking of Passover when I read questions like this. You know the Passover question, right? “Why is this day not like other days?” Ergo, why should this day be unlike all the other days?

32. guidosuspended on May 23rd, 2010 at 1:27 pm:

    We’ll split the required tasks.

    You hang the medicine cabinet, fix the railing and throw out the garbage.

    I’ll put my hand in your undies.

33. T Rick 2nd account on May 23rd, 2010 at 1:48 pm:

    heck with it just lay on the couch. She’ll do it when she gets home if she really wants it done

34. lulabellalu on May 23rd, 2010 at 2:05 pm:

    I don’t do chores. I’d rather live in filth.

35. Geek in Boston on May 23rd, 2010 at 2:28 pm:

    Since when do your wedding vows say “To have and to hold and to be her b*tch?”