by zoomar

Question by ♥ I’m his Teddy bear♥: some cool jokes i found ?
A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. “Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.

Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

Number Three. I’m a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

She concludes by smugly asking, “Now think about it seriously, mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five fucking times.”
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A blonde walks into a doctor’s office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, “Doc, I hurt all over.” The doctor is really confused. He says, “What do you mean, you hurt all over?” The blonde says, “I’ll show you.”

She then touches herself on her leg. “OW!!! I hurt there.” Then she touches her earlobe. “OW!!!!!! I hurt there too!” Then she touches her hair. “OW!!!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!” So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for 5 min. Then he says, “Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?” The blonde says “Yes, why?”

The doctor says, “Well, you got a broken finger…”
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Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.
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There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said “Disney Land Left,” so the blonde turned back around and went home.
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Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks
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Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
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Best answer:

Answer by kirten m
I liked the last joke. Very funny.

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